Does Anyone Eat At Burger King?

Honestly, does anyone eat at Burger King? There are three of us in the room right now and none of us eat there.

Below is a special interview with Ian, seen on the right in this 2002 photo.

Interviewer: Tell us about the big day in sports and how you are going to manage your time? Would you eat the pepperoni pizza off of Kevin Kennedy's face? And do you think it would taste good?
Ian: Ahh na na I cant fucking do this right now. But yes, I would like his face in a moment. In fact, I would do it for 20 minutes.

Interviewer: Honestly, what do you think of the starting lineup?
Ian: I don't like the fact that Damon is not starting. Seriously, I am serious I cant do this right now. Dude. [45 second break] I might stick pins in my eyes I have to listen to Tim McCarver all day.

Editors Note: Tim McCarver is really horrible at his job. That would be cool if they fired hm on the air.